The English Language (Stop Fuckin’ Butchering It You Twats)

1) Don’t trust someone who uses a lot of slang or “ghetto talk”

Examples:

YOLO (This is Carpe Diem for tweens and over sexed assholes)

“swag” (Allegedly started in the sixties to mean “Secretly We Are Gay” but now it’s a trend with a heavy pretentious vibe around it.  Noticeable by the snap back caps and skinny jeans.)

2) If you’re an American or any nationality with a good school system (that you at least passed from), for the love of your God/s act like you at least know how to spell. (I’m talking about purposefully spelling like you’re a tard because it makes you look cool.)

Examples:

your =/= you’re (One is possessive, the other isn’t.)

dam =/= damn (One is an object to hold back a liquid, usually water and the other is a curse)

shyt =/= shit (I mean do I really need to explain?)

lyk =/= like

By Jory McDaniel

Thoughts On Cringe…

I’m going to be honest here, I’m only subscribed to /r/gonewild and all of its related sub-reddits for the sheer amount of cringe worthy comments in the posts all across the board.  I think it’s interesting to first glance at the album or picture and then spend a lot of time reading the contents because they are so cringe worthy.  What makes it even more interesting is that entire threads are downvoted, while the picture or album are upvoted beyond all belief.  This leads me to believe that the hotter a chick is, the more cringe worthy comments she’s going to get.  I think this is a common trend in /r/gonewild because the rest of the site’s user base (M to F ratio is something like 80:40 in favor of the guys) knows with out a doubt that an OP in /r/gonewild is a chick.  Somehow these guys think all of those women want to hear their cringe worthy remarks and/or see a picture of their dicks, probably all based on one chick who got off on that crap.  Anyway it’s routinely  surprising when I read some of the stuff posted in those threads and see that even the OP was downvoted regardless of what she may or may not have said in the post itself.  It seems like those guys just want to objectify the women and say cringe worthy things to them.  A good example of this cringe worthy post would read –

>/r/cringe

>Lost my boner when she started making those stupid faces in all her posts.

>EVERY FUCKING POST. THAT STUPID FACE YOU WANT TO HIT. (maybe she likes being hit)

Of course the thread that this is from is the the top post of all time in /r/gonewild and it’s probably the most cringe worthy reply on that post. So what I’m getting at here is that I really don’t understand how on other sub-reddits this kind of thing is OK or not as heavily downvoted.

tl;dr the hivemind confuses me

* edit: this is going to be a running collection of cringe posts…

>My dick is dripping…. Its not dripping cum, its dripping cause I have gonorrhea, but if it wasn’t dripping puss it would probably be dripping something else… Probably urine because I have bladder damage from when I was 12 and held my pee in too long during gym class, the teacher was such a knob. He made us run laps for 30 minutes with no break. Speaking of breaks, I LOVE kitkat baas.

From this thread

* edit 01\19\20114: I’m going to start adding the standout cringe comments from every post I look at.

>Ive never heard of yoga shorts before, but youre a pioneer in new ways to produce heavy blood flow in the penis region. Im sure there are a bunch of wet pussys out there fantasizing about your sweet ass too

From this thread

> nice pretty pussy you hot slut. let me go down on you and I’ll make you cum and cum.

From this thread

> that shirt makes me want to assault you.

This and the one below are from the same post

> I love this album, my oh my have we missed you! !! We were all terrified that wed lose you forever. And now we get you everyday. Seriously amazing. The other GW girls must be so jealous. Youve gotten 3 out of the 4 top spots for the week! Thats impressive*

* This makes it because of how cheesy it is.

> My penis wants you to know, that whatever happens in life, you should always believe in yourself.keep reaching for the stars, never give up.Also.I got my first ever erection in life looking at your butt picture.

From this post but surely it’s a troll because this is just stupid

Side note: This is /r/gonewild in a nutshell.

> Gladly! I’m at work but bored out of my mind. I have a pretty wicked imagination…so pm if you want to chat or tell stories or…

from this thread, i agree though she has pretty eyes

> Let me tell you something, pendeja. You pull any of your crazy shit with me, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger ’til it goes “click.”

From this post

I know it was from a movie but still it’s worthy of some cringe.

By Jory McDaniel

A Thought…

So I learned today that if you make an observation about someone on MNFH after having them on /ignore you’re apparently bitching about them, which is funny because I was pointing out their circular logic about the topic of a discussion that was going on.  The circular logic is that if a girl thinks about whether or not a guy replying to their correspondence she’s automatically crazy, which is the same as thinking about him.  She’s automatically obsessing over him.  Isn’t that the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard?  To think I got warned about this, so apparently you can’t talk about stupid logic as it is called “sneak bitching”.  It seems like the MNFH channel is quickly turning into what Reddit would call a “DAE circle-jerk”.  It also seems like it’s going to be a matter of time before I get banned for making these honest observations, which is funny too. I mean it’s funny because you would think that people would take those kind of thoughts into consideration, especially when the person is a known creep on a couple of Reddit oriented channels. Of course nobody likes to point this out, so why should I even bother any more? I think I do it because it gives me something to do.

Idle Ranter Out!

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By Jory McDaniel

Hm…

I’m tired of being called lonely by those people who don’t realize that I’m more or less content with solitude.  I mean it got old really quick, and it has crossed over to something that really annoys me now to hear.  Just because I’m a naturally solitary individual doesn’t mean I’m lacking friends or something.  Just because I have a few close friends doesn’t mean I’m lonely.  I don’t know why people think this, I really want to know.

By Jory McDaniel