Thoughts On Cringe…

I’m going to be honest here, I’m only subscribed to /r/gonewild and all of its related sub-reddits for the sheer amount of cringe worthy comments in the posts all across the board.  I think it’s interesting to first glance at the album or picture and then spend a lot of time reading the contents because they are so cringe worthy.  What makes it even more interesting is that entire threads are downvoted, while the picture or album are upvoted beyond all belief.  This leads me to believe that the hotter a chick is, the more cringe worthy comments she’s going to get.  I think this is a common trend in /r/gonewild because the rest of the site’s user base (M to F ratio is something like 80:40 in favor of the guys) knows with out a doubt that an OP in /r/gonewild is a chick.  Somehow these guys think all of those women want to hear their cringe worthy remarks and/or see a picture of their dicks, probably all based on one chick who got off on that crap.  Anyway it’s routinely  surprising when I read some of the stuff posted in those threads and see that even the OP was downvoted regardless of what she may or may not have said in the post itself.  It seems like those guys just want to objectify the women and say cringe worthy things to them.  A good example of this cringe worthy post would read –

>/r/cringe

>Lost my boner when she started making those stupid faces in all her posts.

>EVERY FUCKING POST. THAT STUPID FACE YOU WANT TO HIT. (maybe she likes being hit)

Of course the thread that this is from is the the top post of all time in /r/gonewild and it’s probably the most cringe worthy reply on that post. So what I’m getting at here is that I really don’t understand how on other sub-reddits this kind of thing is OK or not as heavily downvoted.

tl;dr the hivemind confuses me

* edit: this is going to be a running collection of cringe posts…

>My dick is dripping…. Its not dripping cum, its dripping cause I have gonorrhea, but if it wasn’t dripping puss it would probably be dripping something else… Probably urine because I have bladder damage from when I was 12 and held my pee in too long during gym class, the teacher was such a knob. He made us run laps for 30 minutes with no break. Speaking of breaks, I LOVE kitkat baas.

From this thread

* edit 01\19\20114: I’m going to start adding the standout cringe comments from every post I look at.

>Ive never heard of yoga shorts before, but youre a pioneer in new ways to produce heavy blood flow in the penis region. Im sure there are a bunch of wet pussys out there fantasizing about your sweet ass too

From this thread

> nice pretty pussy you hot slut. let me go down on you and I’ll make you cum and cum.

From this thread

> that shirt makes me want to assault you.

This and the one below are from the same post

> I love this album, my oh my have we missed you! !! We were all terrified that wed lose you forever. And now we get you everyday. Seriously amazing. The other GW girls must be so jealous. Youve gotten 3 out of the 4 top spots for the week! Thats impressive*

* This makes it because of how cheesy it is.

> My penis wants you to know, that whatever happens in life, you should always believe in yourself.keep reaching for the stars, never give up.Also.I got my first ever erection in life looking at your butt picture.

From this post but surely it’s a troll because this is just stupid

Side note: This is /r/gonewild in a nutshell.

> Gladly! I’m at work but bored out of my mind. I have a pretty wicked imagination…so pm if you want to chat or tell stories or…

from this thread, i agree though she has pretty eyes

> Let me tell you something, pendeja. You pull any of your crazy shit with me, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger ’til it goes “click.”

From this post

I know it was from a movie but still it’s worthy of some cringe.

By Jory McDaniel

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