The English Language (Stop Fuckin’ Butchering It You Twats)

1) Don’t trust someone who uses a lot of slang or “ghetto talk”

Examples:

YOLO (This is Carpe Diem for tweens and over sexed assholes)

“swag” (Allegedly started in the sixties to mean “Secretly We Are Gay” but now it’s a trend with a heavy pretentious vibe around it.  Noticeable by the snap back caps and skinny jeans.)

2) If you’re an American or any nationality with a good school system (that you at least passed from), for the love of your God/s act like you at least know how to spell. (I’m talking about purposefully spelling like you’re a tard because it makes you look cool.)

Examples:

your =/= you’re (One is possessive, the other isn’t.)

dam =/= damn (One is an object to hold back a liquid, usually water and the other is a curse)

shyt =/= shit (I mean do I really need to explain?)

lyk =/= like

By Jory McDaniel

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